i am very near to being a 23 year old grad student. sometimes i write about things like music, made-up people, and that one time i tried to smoke a cigarette when i was 8. i have garbage taste in tv and excellent taste in nail polish. you can read an apt summary of my interests here. i have no shame about my affinity for 1998-2006 era pop-punk and a stupid boyband. my 2014 goals as a reader are here.